Various permutations of the word “fuck”—clusterfuck, fucktarded, unfuckingbelievable, ad infinitum—are completely insufficient to describe the apoplexy that overtook me when I first saw Let’s Build a Fucking Bridge.
Because the biggest threat to the church is waiting in your fucking car for too long.
Edit: Thom Turner writes the kind of stuff I would have if I’d been able to manage more than cussing over at Everyday Liturgy.
11 responses to “An Apocalyptic Fucking Bridge”
Wow, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I can see it makes you as angry as it makes me. What a waste.
Ha! Nice.
You do realize this is from the church that introduced church-in-a-box franchising. You get a box, set it up, play songs, and then project Andy Stanley sermons onto a screen from the mothership in Georgia.
Speechless. Any bets on springs church building a bridge in the coming years?
@Tony, I bet they build a bridge just because it will now become a sign of God’s blessing on a church.
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@Thom A church in a fucking box? Good Lord. I don’t know whether to laugh or kick myself in the nuts.
It makes me wonder if infrastructure and church can even go together? and, where the line can be drawn?
I bet Simon and Garfunkel will be hired to play at the ribbon cutting.
Matt … why the hate? You are missing the aesthetic benefits that a massive concrete and steel structure cutting through wetlands provides. Ah, sheer beauty … and the view from up top … not to mention more cars, more cars … hey, do they have a gas station at the church yet? Maybe that could paid for this behemoth.
@Jeremy If I wasn’t a semi-adult now, I would seriously contemplate going down there and be a gospel preaching squeegee kid in their parking lot. That would be fascinating.